情色版的木兰诗[明星偶像]

 
情色版的木兰诗1

鸡鸡复鸡鸡,木兰裆裤湿,不闻吱呜声,惟闻女喘息。
问女何所湿?问男何所溢?女亦无所湿,男亦无所溢。
昨夜看A片,女优大舔茎;影带十二捲,捲捲有爷名。
阿爷无老二,木兰无长胸,愿为穿马甲,从此被人征。
东市买香肠,西市买黄瓜,南市买蜡烛,北市买皮鞭。
朝辞六条通,暮宿华西街;不闻爷儿叫春声,但闻床上男女爽歪歪。
旦着水手服,暮穿护士装;不闻爷儿叫女声,但见金丝胡妓嘿咻咻。
万次吞戎鸡,张腿爽若飞,极乐按摩棒,奴隶战女王。
将军战百次,壮士十来回,归来皇帝睡,天子骑明堂。
连续十二爽,赏赐百千男,可汗问所欲,木兰想要上牛郎。
愿借猛驼千里骑,送我上天堂。
爷儿闻女来,出门喷豆浆,阿姐闻妹来,当户磨阴棒。
小弟闻姐来,磨枪霍霍上女郎。
开我小阴唇,尝你乾坤棒,脱我小夜衣,着我护士装。
当初是女王,如今美娇娘,出门看伙伴,伙伴皆惊惶。
同战十二载,不知木兰变态狂。

公狗爽歪歪,母狗腿开开,两犬傍地走,安能辨我是雄雌?

情色版的木兰诗2

唧唧复唧唧,木兰当马骑,不闻女吟声,唯闻女叹息  
问男屌多大,问男屌多长,男屌亦不大,男屌亦不长  
昨夜见传单,淫楼大买女,聘书十二捲,捲捲有娘名  
阿孃无大妈,木兰无高潮,愿为市人马,从此替孃征  
东市搞一场,西市来一炮,南市吹一下,北市来滴辣  
朝辞淫楼去,暮宿洪得路,不闻爷孃唤女声,但闻木兰流水鸣溅溅  
旦辞洪得去,暮至阳明山,不闻爷孃唤女声,但闻满山车震声啾啾
洞里夹龙鸡,双峰渡若飞,唾液混精液,寒光照内衣  
将军床上死,壮士十秒归(归西的意思),木兰见天子,天子骑木兰  
高潮十二次,赏赐百千强,可汗问所欲,木兰不用小老二  
愿借您的黑粗屌,送儿上天堂,爷孃闻女来,出郭相扶将
阿哥闻妹来,当户带套套,阿弟闻姐来,磨枪霍霍向木兰  
开我前花园,骑我后庭院,脱我学生服,着我护士装  
当窗理杂毛,对镜贴花黄,出门搞伙伴,伙伴皆惊惶
同行十二年,不知木兰技高超

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